January 2009
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I’m fractured from the fall
And I wanna go home
But it takes two when it...
– Two; Ryan Adams
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Interviewer: What's your favourite sexual position?
Albert: I'm a simple man. I enjoy missionary. It gets the job done.
Nick: I like the defensive end.
Nikolai: Defensive end?
Albert: Right. I like the linebacker position.
Fabrizio: When I have sex, I don't even know what position I'm in. I'm hanging from the ceiling and shit.
Albert: Oh my god, Fab!
Nick: There are so many. It's hard to pick a favourite. I like to do a bunch.
Nikolai: It would be unfair to the other positions to single one out.
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There’s times that she hates you
There’s times that she thanks you...
– Somebody Out There; The Calling
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-1-25) →
The Libertines (15)
Franz Ferdinand (13)
Coconut Records (4)
Blur (4)
Klaxons (4)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-1-18) →
The Strokes (21)
MGMT (13)
The Libertines (9)
Jason Mraz (7)
Hot Hot Heat (7)
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I’m waiting, waiting for nothing
You’re leaving, leaving me hanging...
– When Did Your Heart Go Missing; Rooney
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-1-11) →
Kaiser Chiefs (20)
Blur (17)
The All-American Rejects (15)
Rooney (15)
The Beatles (7)
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Lionel Hutz: Great, we’ve drawn Judge Snyder...
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly', and replace 'dog' with 'son'.
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IT’S SO FUCKING HOT.
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Treat me like you did the night before
– The Night Before; The Beatles
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-1-4) →
Ben Jelen (24)
Kaiser Chiefs (16)
Cat Stevens (14)
The All-American Rejects (13)
The Beatles (11)
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work
I’d really like to know what people say about me behind my back…
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December 2008
He could have just told us no, though
He didn’t have to be rude
– Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured; Arctic Monkeys